$BRETT 100X LEVERAGED LONG

Nov 30

CONVICTION
This chart doesn’t “correct.” It doesn’t “consolidate.” It hunts. Every time some paper-handed clown tries to short, BRETT casually steps on their neck and climbs higher. What’s that? You’re waiting for a pullback? Yeah, keep waiting—might as well sit by the phone for a text from your ex while you’re at it.

Fundamentals? Cope.
Oh, you need “fundamentals”? Here’s a fundamental for you: Price go up. That’s all you need to know. Stop pretending you’re Warren Buffett; you’re a degenerate gambling on internet monopoly money, same as the rest of us. Own it. BRETT doesn’t care about “use cases” or “intrinsic value.” The only utility here is crushing shorts and making the poor seethe.

No Poors Allowed
Let’s be clear: If you’re reading this and thinking about “risk management,” you’re not built for this. This is a long-only zone, and the minimum entry fee is your dignity. If you’re not max-leveraged, your account balance better have at least three commas, or this party’s not for you. We’re here to win, not to “stay safe.”

Why BRETT?
Because it’s BRETT, that’s why. It’s inevitable. You don’t argue with gravity, and you don’t argue with BRETT. Trying to fight this pump is like trying to fistfight a hurricane—except in this case, the hurricane is laughing at you while lighting a cigar with your liquidation notice.

Final Thoughts
Max out your longs. Take out a second mortgage. Sell your car. I don’t care what you have to do, but if you’re not riding this rocket, you’ll be watching the rest of us from the ground like the broke NPC you are. This isn’t financial advice; this is financial survival. Cope and seethe, no-coiner peasants. BRETT to $1, and we’re not waiting for you.