BTCUSD This analysis will blow your mind

As I said this chart analysis will blow your freaking mind, For starters this chart is making me sweat and Iam sure it is driving some of you beginners crazy. So here is a little cheat code for you to consider. As a learner of the skill, I am dedicated to helping my fellow novices not make potential mistakes. I would have you know I am a very busy individual with a job (for now) 3 kids one being an infant and a wife and school, so you do the math. Any who LET'S get on with this chart.
As I said I am not an expert nor is this financial advice this is my opinion based upon my analysis which is based upon everything I have learned. SOOOO Do you really want to be that guy to risk it all. I am not saying to short, but I am not saying to buy. What I am saying is to wait for a better signal a better candlestick a better trend. This one at this moment is too mixy. Unless you have loads of money to blow, I would recommend you wait.
Please be aware that I am paper trading and right now I am positive not by much although I have made heavy wins, I have also sustained heavy losses. This is a dangerous zone to be in right now. Just be a little patient and WAIT I SAY AGAIN BE PATIENT AND WAIT. The time to get in will be soon just right now there is way, way too much RISK involved.
So please make a smart decision I remember I post all of these in order to help you understand and see a better angle also this help me to see what my plan of action is out loud so as much as I am talking to you is as much as I am talking to myself. So here we will wait and be patient.